I hate how on the 'Fearne and...' show, the one with Paris Hilton on the advert... Paris is like 'you never know if your friends are fake, so you have to watch out...' and it's like.... don't make a program about finding a friend then you stupid fuck, they're bound to be fake, JUST LIKE YOU!
I really don't like her. And Jordan. We don't care about your life, bugger off the TV.