Stupidity

So guys, we all have our moments, normally called "blonde moments"!
What have you done or said lately that was so blonde it's unbelievable?

I'll start:

*I ran into a door earlier when it was clearly closing and I knew it was... I now have a black eye.

Not today, but quite a while ago my cousin and I went to Tesco Express. She went in whilst I stayed in the car, but I soon got bored so I hopped out, left Mum in the car and headed towards the entrance. Now... I've only been in there a couple of times but I should have known there were sliding doors. They were perfectly visible. I missed the entrance and walked into the glass bit at the side, at full force.
I mean... I bounced backwards, and my nose felt broken. There was a big bang. And I just grabbed my nose, and went OH MY GOD! And then ran inside laughing hysterically at myself whilst trying to find my cousin.
It REALLY hurt.

My Dad was in the hospital the other day to visit my aunty, and he went to the cafe to get something to eat and he asked someone who worked there what the Super Menu was. She replied 'That's the Supper Menu.'
LOL.

LMAO. I <3 glass windows/doors. lmao.

Aahaha, what did he say to that?! lmao :')

He got a bit embarrassed I think, and laughed it off. LOL.

Hahah awwwww! My brother did that once! Cept he actually went THROUGH the glass...hmmm...

Ooh the other day....oh god this makes me cringe. We were talking about mosquitos. And my brothers friends said 'Oh yeah apparently if you put cloves on the table they will go away.'

And me being an absolute IDIOT replied 'What? That doesnt make sense. I mean, we WEAR clothes and they still bite us?!'

LMAOLMAOLMAO.

NOT FUNNY. Well okay it is a little. BUT STILL! Waaah!

AHAHAHAHAHA.
Awww! *pats*

Oh gosh one time i decided ide buy some really high heels ( ide never bothered with heels before this) But anyway I wanted to try somthin different, and I wore em to a company picnic with a white sundress. when I arrived, I saw two cute guys from my office. They saw me pull up so when i got out of the car, i did it all dramatic-like, tryin to be cute "n" stuff *lol* just then one of the guys called my name and when he did i slipped and fell right into some dog-doodoo *lol* I should have known better too really because i'm clumsy and it had been raining all that day on and off,,and i really shouldnthave been tryin so hard i'm still tryin live this down.

Awwwww! Thats suckssss! Its alright, it'll pass i say! We all do stupid things like that in front of guys...well i do anyway

Awww, Jessai'e! Like Saf said, we all do it, haha. I think it's the way it's intended to be

I know it's mean, but I am so laughing right now.

Oh I forgot to mention there are photos,,,they actually have me in a bunch of photos so that when ya flip em,, you can see me in motion *lmao* my boss's idea that. Its all good though *chuckles* my boss is a goof like me too xxxxxx